At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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