Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
operation harelip BJ is a go
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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