i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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