I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
how drunk are you?
Several
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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