What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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