I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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