idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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