Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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