I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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