he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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