are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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