and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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