I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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