I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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