WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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