i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
