Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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