We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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