You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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