margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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