Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
