Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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