Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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