No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
