You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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