YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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