covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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