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Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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