This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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