Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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