Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
