4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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