apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
