god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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