He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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