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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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