Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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