What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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