yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
