I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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