I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
And then the night went full on bisexual.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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