Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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