I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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