I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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