on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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