Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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