Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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