Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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