38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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