Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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