i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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