I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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